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THE DAILY GROANER - June 15, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
We had an interesting conversation in the office today. The topic: The Bra.
TZ said that he didn't understand why the locking mechanisms on those contraptions have to be so complicated to undo. He believes that it is just another way for women to mess with the minds of men.
I'm not so worried about it though because I stole a female mannequin from a department store 15 years ago and from then on I've been practicing bra removal techniques.
Hey, it was either that or try removing a bra from myself. I think I made the wise choice.
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