THE DAILY GROANER - June 15, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

We had an interesting conversation in the office today. The topic: The Bra.

TZ said that he didn't understand why the locking mechanisms on those contraptions have to be so complicated to undo. He believes that it is just another way for women to mess with the minds of men.

I'm not so worried about it though because I stole a female mannequin from a department store 15 years ago and from then on I've been practicing bra removal techniques.

Hey, it was either that or try removing a bra from myself. I think I made the wise choice.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?

A: U.C.L.A.


Q: Did you hear about the comedian owl?

A: He was a real hoot.



*-- Pocket Change --*
A small boy stunned his parents when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters.

Finally his mother said, "Where did you get all that money?

"At Sunday school," the boy replied nonchalantly. "They have bowls of it."



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.


Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?

A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

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