THE DAILY GROANER - August 13, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

That's just great! Our water heater has started to leak and now we're going to have to replace the thing. What a pain!

Well, I guess I don't need to replace it. Maybe Stacy, Jack and I can learn to live without it. Maybe?

Actually, after much debate and mental wheel-turning I've come up with an ingenious plan to go on without having to deal with that cylindrical contraption ever again.

All we must do now is borrow my dad's pickup truck and fill the bed up with dirty clothes, dirty dishes, and stinky smelly family members, then drive over to the local car wash and then let 'er rip. Problem solved!

I can't believe that I thought of that. I hope my mind never falls into the wrong hands.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Your Brain on Beer --*
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer please."

The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."

"Why not?" askes the brain.

"You're already out of your head."


*-- A Bad Day at the Course --*
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.

"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."

"Oh, that's awful!"

"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is a spiders favorite TV show?

A: The newly web game!


Q: What do you call a big irish spider?

A: Paddy long legs!

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