THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, November 4th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

Have you ever fallen asleep and when you woke up you felt a bit disoriented because you weren't quite sure where you were and start to freak out?

This little phenomenon happens to me every once in a great while. Actually, it happened to me today.

I guess I dozed off for a good twenty minutes or so, but I felt much better after I realized that I was under my desk at the office. Luckily, my freak out level was only about a four; so no crying or screaming... or whining. Well, maybe a little whining.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- The Job Interview --*
Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Old man: "Honesty."

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Old Man: "I don't really give a crap what you think."

(Joke courtesy of BBIX34)


*-- News Flash --*
Toilets stolen from local police station. Cops have nothing to go on!

(Joke courtesy of Brian L.)


*-- Leftover Halloween Humor --*
A guy shows up at a halloween party carrying a girl on his back. When asked what he was, he said "I'm a snail".
That's Michelle on my back".

(Joke courtesy of DRUMNCHIEF)

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