THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, May 14 2012
Good Morning Groanies,I was in a bad mood this morning. I couldn't tell you why I felt this way, but...
I didn't want my bad mood to ruin my day so I started to thumb through the dictionary, as I often do when I get a little grumpy. I take a few minutes to look in my paperback word directory and search for a term, a word that will make me laugh and bring a smile to my mug.
Today, the word that I have run across is... Burgled. It's just a funny sounding word. Go ahead, say it aloud. You see? Funny stuff.
Well, I feel much better. I hope this mood-altering secret of mine will come in handy for you during the course of your workday or any other time you need it.
I'm glad we did this.
Groaningly yours,
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