THE DAILY GROANER - September 17, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

I've been feeling really run down lately so I'm going to take the rest of the day off and try to recuperate.

Some people have told me that it might be an iron deficiency that's got me down. So apparently I need to take some iron pills or do some ironing... I'm not exactly sure.

Wish me well, and I'll see you next week.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- ...And Then The Fight Started! --*
Wife says, "For my birthday I'd like something that goes from zero to 200 in under 5 seconds.

Husband gets her a bathroom scale.

....and then the fight started!

(Joke Courtesy of Art)


*-- What's He Like? --*
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The policeman said, "What's he like?"

Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.


Q: Why did Darth Vader tie his spaceship up next to the pier?

A: Because he favors the dockside.

(Joke Courtesy of Buck)

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