THE DAILY GROANER - October 10, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm going to offer you some good advice that I heard the other day: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!" It's true. I've seen it and I've done it.

Oh, and think about this one...What are dog biscuits made from? Collie flour!

See you on Wednesday!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Who did the mortician invite to his party?

A: Anyone he could dig up!


Q: Which president was least guilty?

A: Lincoln. He is in a cent.



*-- Buying A TV --*
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, "That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"



*-- More Q and A Jokes --*
Q: Why did the projector blush?

A: It saw the filmstrip.


Q: How do sailors get their clothes clean?

A: They throw them overboard and they wash ashore.

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