THE DAILY GROANER - August 6, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

It has come to my attention that in the issue that went out on Wednesday, July 30, there was a typo. It was caught by many of my keen readers and I thank you; not only for catching the error, but for showing me that I still have dedicated readers that take time out to let me know that I goofed. Thank you much!

Now, below I will have selected reader comments, along with memorable responses from me, for your reading and bragging pleasure.

Trust me, I'll be more cautious when it comes to typos in the future. Did you hear that Fall 2011? Dammit, I did it again!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Keep It Down --*
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?

Patient: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

A: Cockerpoodledoo!


Q: Why do dogs run in circles?

A: Because its hard to run in squares!


*-- Reader Comments --*
Don t you know it's not 2011? What are you thinking? Your living in the past. If it was 2011 Jack wouldn't t be the love of your life. --Mary
[I know what year it is. Year of the Cat, right?]

you talk about this summer of 2014 an in the next stamen u are waiting for the summer of 2011, did you find the time machine???? if so can you get me one there is a few things in the past I would really like to change or do over. HA HA --shirley
[I hear you. I'd change a few things. Things like '80s Hair Metal, the Star Wars Prequels, and Crystal Pepsi.]

FALL 2011??????????
[Then WINTER 2011... Then SPRING 2012... it just goes on like that.]

How shall I prepare for the Fall of 2011. I guess I'll go back in time. --John
[Or just wait for the next one.]

Fall2011? how's that wayback machine coming along? --Robert
[It just fine... like your mom! Tee-Hee-Hee!]

tell me about it...I believe there;s a correlation regarding the older you get the faster time goes by. The two makers I'm noticing now are the weekly church offering envelope box emptying faster and the weekly pill organizer having to be refilled more often --Bob
[That reminds me, where are my pills?]

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