THE DAILY GROANER - October 19, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Yesterday was Stacy's birthday. I didn't ask her her age for two reasons: 1) It's rude to ask a lady her age, and 2) I'm not good with numbers.

Birthdays are only as special as the person that's celebrating it. There's nothing better than getting to celebrate someone that is so incredibly special, wonderful, and amazing that one day just wouldn't cover it. You know who you are!

Stacy, I know you're reading this, I love you so much. I want you to know that I could never do enough to thank you for being the best friend, wife, and person that I have ever known. Every single day that I see you, talk to you, hear your voice, I feel like I could do anything. You make our life together the best thing. I couldn't ask for more and you could certainly do better, but I am ruggedly handsome and I did wear you down with my charms. You did pretty good.

Another year means more stress and obstacles, whatever they may be, but another year also means more laughs, love, fun, memories, and smiles that keep us from going crazy - but if we do we will always have each other.

I hope that you had a fun, sweet, and memorable birthday. I love you. And I have no idea what happened to that last piece of cake. Happy Birthday, My Love!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- This Is My Costume --*
A man shows up to a Halloween party with his girlfriend hanging on his back.

The host asks him what the deal with that is.

The man explains, "This is my costume. I'm a snail."

The host then asks, "A snail? How is a lady hanging on your back a snail costume?"

The man then says, "She's Michelle."

(Joke Submitted by R.S.R.)


*-- That's Not A Groaner, That's A Joaner --*
Did you hear about the skunk family in church that refused to sit by anyone?

They like to sit in their own pew.

(Joke Submitted by Mary)


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?

A: She bats her eyes.


Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?

A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

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