THE DAILY GROANER - January 11, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Ya know what's weird? When you wear the same clothes for an entire week you begin to have trouble remembering what day it is. Is it Wednesday or is it Saturday?

This happens to me at least almost never a few times. Today's Monday, right?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- First Hospital Visit --*
A backwoodsman was making his first visit to a city hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor's every move, he asked, "What's that?"

The doctor explained, "This is an anesthetic. After he gets this he won't know a thing."

"Save your time, Doc," exclaimed the man. "He don't know nothing now."


*-- Strange Eating Habit --*
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits. "All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"

"Eventually," said the Doctor, "she will rise and shine!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you get when you cross a Bumble Bee with a doorbell?

A: A Real Hum-dinger.


Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

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