THE DAILY GROANER - May 9, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Yesterday was Mother's Day. I just wanted to say, "Happy Mother's Day" to all of the moms out there.

Yesterday was a big day. It was Stacy's 4th Mother's Day, and her 2nd Mother's Day as the mother of two. I think that's right. I'm not that good at math.

We all spent a great day together. The weather was wonderfully sunny and warm.

Stacy is such a wonderful mom to Jack and Sean. Her level of patient, kindness, and love for our boys makes me love her more with each day. She's the glue that holds our family together. She makes us so happy and she remind me to enjoy life, which is so easy because she's in it.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Putting on Cold Cream --*
Little Billy's mom was rubbing moisturizing cream on her face as Billy walked in.

"Mommy, what are you doing?" he asked.

"I'm putting cold cream on my face," she replied.

"Why, Mommy?" Billy asked.

"To make my skin look beautiful," she said.

When she started wiping the cold cream off her face with a kleenex, Billy said, "Gosh, Mom, you're giving up already?"


*-- She's Serious! --*
Bob: I think my mom's getting serious about straightening up my room once and for all.

Bill: How do you know?

Bob: She's learning to drive a bulldozer.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why is a computer so smart?

A: It listens to its motherboard!


Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

A: Because their kids have to play inside!

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