THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, October 3rd 2011

Good Morning Groanies,

I am exhausted. That's mainly because I went with Stacy and her family to the Badger State, Wisconsin, known for its waterways and love for various cheeses.

We went there to help Stacy's Nana get ready for her big move back to Illinois. It was definitely hard for her to make the move back after spending well over twenty years up there, but with almost the entire family there to pitch-in and do all of the heavy lifting it really seemed to help her.

It was quite a bit of work, but our moving mission was accomplished and now she's making her sweet new condo a place all her own. And it's great to have her a lot closer to the family. We'll get to see her more often.

It was a tough day, but it was fun. I was really glad that I could help out.

The only thing that I didn't quite understand was why I had to ride in the back of the moving truck the whole way up there and then the whole way back. It was especially cramped on the way back.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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