THE DAILY GROANER - July 20, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a groaner that a good friend of mine told me to use in the next issue...which is today's issue.

Okay, ready? Here it is...

Q: What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?

A: Alpaca my bags.

Is it me or is there just not enough llama humor out there? Thanks for the joke, Mellie!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

P.S. Did you miss an issue? You can read every issue from the Gophercentral library of newsletters on our exhaustive archives page. Thousands of issues, all of your favorite publications in chronological order. You can read AND comment. Just click GopherArchives

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: "Are you sure it's mine?"


Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

A: Beer Nuts are $1.25, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call artificial spaghetti?

A: Mockaroni!


Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter?

A: Patty!



*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why would Snow White make a good judge?

A: Because she's the fairest one of all.


Q: Where do tough chickens come from?

A: Hard boiled eggs.

***
Missed an Issue? Visit the Daily Groaner Archives