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THE DAILY GROANER - July 20, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
Here's a groaner that a good friend of mine told me to use in the next issue...which is today's issue.
Okay, ready? Here it is...
Q: What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?
A: Alpaca my bags.
Is it me or is there just not enough llama humor out there? Thanks for the joke, Mellie!
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Jokes? Comments? Questions?
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1.25, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call artificial spaghetti?
Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter?
*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why would Snow White make a good judge?
A: Because she's the fairest one of all.
Q: Where do tough chickens come from?
A: Hard boiled eggs.
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