THE DAILY GROANER - November 2, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Have you ever fallen asleep and when you woke up you felt a bit disoriented because you weren't quite sure where you were and start to freak out? This phenomenon happens to me every once in a great while... like today.

I guess I dozed off for a good twenty minutes or so, but I felt much better after I realized that I was under a desk at the office.

Luckily, my freak out level was only about a four; so no crying or screaming, but TZ's freak out level was an eight when he pulled out his chair and discovered you-know-who all snuggled up. It woke me right up. Better than an alarm clock or a rooster's crow.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Why Not? --*
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the bartender for a pint of beer.

The bartender refuses to serve him. "Why not?" asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.


*-- You Ain't From Around Here, Are Ya --*
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks at him.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"

The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where do mermaids see movies?

A: At the dive-in?


Q: What falls but never hurts itself?

A: Snow.

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