THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, April 1st 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

I have BIG news today! The Steve that you know and love will soon be no more. That's right. Very soon, after a life-altering surgical procedure the Steve that you knew will from that day forward be known to all as... Stephanie.

APRIL FOOLS!!! Come on, you had to have see that coming! Did you really think I was going to make myself into a lady? Never in a million years. I love being a dude. I also love the way ladies underwear feels against my skin. It's magical! What!?!? I've said too much.

Have a foolishly fun April Fools' Day everyone!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Doc, What's Wrong With Me? --*
A naked man comes running into the doctor's office with nothing but a strip of saran wrap around his waist, and says "Doctor, doctor, what's wrong with me?"

The doctor answers, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."


*-- All Dogs Go to Heaven --*
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

"You know, it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."

Susie, still crying, said, "What would God want with a dead dog?"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where do you go to replace a missing chess piece?

A: The Pawn Shop.


Q: What did the big watch hand say to the small hand?

A: Got a minute?

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