THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Feb. 20th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

For some reason the entire office was engaged in a conversation concerning bowling alleys. What was specifically mentioned about bowling alleys, I couldn't tell you, but the one thing I do remember was Clean Laffs Joe saying, "Bowling alleys are gross. They smell like LYSOL and feet."

Then I chimed in and offered, "So then that would mean my grandma's house is a bowling alley."

Hey, they all can't be winners, folks.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- The Bellowing Baby --*
In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."

The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."


*-- What Would the Neighbors Think? --*
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?

A: It needed a chocolate filling.


Q: How can you tell if a calendar is popular?

A: It has a lot of dates!

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