THE DAILY GROANER - January 18, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

When I was a kid, my brother told me that no matter what you had for dinner, "There's always room for Jell-O". And he was right about that.

I found room for Jell-O in his shoes, his jacket pockets, his sock drawer, his tuba, his baseball mitt, his pillowcase, his toy box... the list goes on.

The following week he told me that he really liked peanut butter. I spend the summer living in the backyard in a tent. It was nuts!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- The Old Snake and the Doctor --*
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes... can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem... didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"


*-- When Was Your Son Born? --*
Virginia: When was your son born?

Beverly: In March. He came on the first of the month.

Virginia: Is that why you call him Bill?


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?

A: The one that's labeled "IDAHO"!


Q: What's the definition of an Impotent Loser?

A: A guy who can't even get his hopes up.

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