THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, July 27th 2011

Good Morning Groanies,

More jokes from the readers have made it to my email, and I thank you for that. The latest comes from a fella that goes by the name of Mike. His joke is entitled, "Moon Women". I hope you like it, I sure did.

Did you hear the one about the astronaut that discovered life on the Moon?

Seems that he fired the wrong rocket when he tried to land and ended up landing on the dark side instead of the light side.

When he got out of the lander he saw a light in a cave so he went to investigate.

He discovered that the cave was an entrance to an underground city populated with people exactly the same as earth people. The only difference was that the women had their boobies on their backs instead of their chests. When the inhabitants saw him they invited him to a party to welcome him to the moon.

When he returned to earth he gave a press conference about his discoveries. He answered numerous questions about the people and their life style. Finally, one reporter asked if he thought that the women looked strange. He said yes, BUT they sure are nice to dance with.

Mike, that was a good one! Hey, who doesn't enjoy a joke that involves boobs? Come on!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- I'm So Hungry --*
Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun.

A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, "Mama, I'm soooo hungry, what can we eat?"

To which the mama cat, spying the two birds, replied, "How about some... Baskin' Robins?"

*-- Doc, I Can Take It --*
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete he said, "Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English, you're just lazy," the doctor replied.

"Okay," the man said. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the rope say after it got tangled?

A: Oh, no. Knot again!

Q: Why don't blind people sky dive?

A: It scares the crap out of their dogs.

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