THE DAILY GROANER - Wed., March 27th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

I've been fighting a cold for a little over a week. And as we all know being sick sucks a big red baboon butt!

Actually, being sick is not the worst part of being sick, it's the second. The worst part of being sick is that normal everyday tasks take so much energy and effort to pull off. Whether you're taking a shower, or eating, or getting dressed, or grocery shopping, or battling a foaming badger, you can really run out of gas fast.

Even writing this column is taking its toll on me... and now it's time for a nap. Even that wears me out!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Questions? Comments? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why was the thirsty alien hanging around the computer?

A: He was looking for the space bar!


Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?

A: Cause he was caught with seaweed.


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

A: Rough! Rough!


Q: What did Neptune say to Saturn?

A: Give me a ring sometime!


*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?

A: Blow in her ear.


Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?

A: She was run over by the Zamboni machine.

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