THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, October 8th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy's car was in dire need of some maintenance. So, I took it to the repair shop for a little TLC.

While I was waiting for the work to be done, I noticed in the waiting area that a scruffy, middle-aged man was also waiting. At first glance, he looked like any other frustrated waiting room occupant, but there was something unique about him. While he paced back and forth for several minutes, I saw that his pants were unzipped and his belt unbuckled.

I wasn't sure if I was actually seeing this or if I was loopy from the overpowering smell of grease and motor oil in the air. All I do know is two things...Stacy's car is running like new and from the appearance of the aforementioned gentlemen, this place was definitely "full-service".

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- The Longest Password Ever --*
During a recent password audit by a fortune 500 company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she chose such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."

On reflection, that almost makes perfect sense.

(Joke sent in by reader: BBIX34)


*-- Going the Wrong Way --*
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What drink do balloons hate?

A: Pop!


Q: How do you know a man from Oklahoma is married?

A: There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of the truck.

(Joke sent in by reader: 1hotjob)

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