THE DAILY GROANER - November 25, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I don't know if I'm going to make one more day. I'm crazy hungry for turkey, stuffing, biscuits, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, baked potatoes, green bean casserole, yams, cornbread, Mac 'n Cheese, gravy, and whatever else has butter on it and isn't nailed down or burnt. Oh, I'll eat burnt food. Who am I kidding? I'll eat anything!

I better quit before my drool causes my keyboard to short out. My hunger's always gets me into trouble.

Happy Thanksgiving! Yaaams!!!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?

A: They use FOWL language.


Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

A: A turkey that can pluck itself!


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?

A: A Turkey.


Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?

A: Wing! Wing!


*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving?

A: A turkey because it is always stuffed.


Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

A: Their AGE!

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