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THE DAILY GROANER - September 21, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,


Jack, my 4-year-old, has returned to pre-school. On the drive to his third day of school this year, Jack asked me how long he would have to go to school. I told him that after pre-school he would then attend kindergarten which would then lead to elementary school which contain grades 1 through 8. Four years of high school would come next and then off to college to hopefully help him to land a job that would provide him enough loot to take care of his parents in their old age.

Jack sat there with a rather befuddled look on his face when he asked, "Daddy, how many years is all that?"

"Seventeen." I said.

"Oh. That's a lot." He realized.

Then he asked, "Daddy? Mommy works at a high school teaching, right?"

"Right."

And without missing a beat he said, "Well, you'd think she'd be done with school by now."

The kid is a smart one.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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*-- Time Stands Still --*

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The girl was very flattered.

What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."



*-- Q and A Quickies --*

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