THE DAILY GROANER - September 21, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Jack, my 4-year-old, has returned to pre-school. On the drive to his third day of school this year, Jack asked me how long he would have to go to school. I told him that after pre-school he would then attend kindergarten which would then lead to elementary school which contain grades 1 through 8. Four years of high school would come next and then off to college to hopefully help him to land a job that would provide him enough loot to take care of his parents in their old age.

Jack sat there with a rather befuddled look on his face when he asked, "Daddy, how many years is all that?"

"Seventeen." I said.

"Oh. That's a lot." He realized.

Then he asked, "Daddy? Mommy works at a high school teaching, right?"

"Right."

And without missing a beat he said, "Well, you'd think she'd be done with school by now."

The kid is a smart one.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Random Humor --*
Polynesia: memory loss in parrots.

Oh Lord, give me patience...and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

A good pun is its own reword.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

To err is human, to moo bovine.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.



*-- Time Stands Still --*
On a blind date, the boy said to the girl, "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."

The girl was very flattered.

What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?


Q: What was the gangsters last words?

A: Who put that violin in my violin case!

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