THE DAILY GROANER - August 17, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

The yard needed a bit of mowing since I haven't done any landscaping in a few weeks. LAZY! The backyard looked like a jungle. I think I spotted a puma back there!

While I was mowing, Jack walked up to me and asked what I was doing. I told him that the grass was getting high so I needed to cut it. He thought about it for a minute and then he said, "Oh, so you're giving the grass a haircut." That made me smile. He's the cutest kid.

After I was done with the grass Jack asked if the yard gets a sucker for being good while it got its haircut. I told him that the yard doesn't like suckers and without missing a beat Jack responded with, "Well, I like suckers. Can I have one?"

As cute as he is that kid is always working an angle.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.


Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?

A: With a "tuba glue."


*-- Haven't I Seen You Before? --*
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.

"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."

"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's a fish's favorite TV show?

A: Name that Tuna.


Q: What washes up on small beaches?

A: Microwaves.

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