THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, August 26th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

Years ago I heard the term "sexual congress" and now I have finally discovered its true meaning.

For years I thought that it was the place where former President Bill Clinton had to go for his impeachment after that whole Lewinsky thing.

Finally, the embarrassment is over.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Return of the Snail --*
A man was looking out his window when he noticed that there was a snail on one of his plants. So he took the snail and threw him as far as he could.

Ten years later the old man heard a tap tap tap on his window, and when he looked up he saw a very cross snail who looked at him and said, "Hey, what did you do that for?"


*-- I'm Not Paying --*
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.

"I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."

"I've spent my last buck," said the deer.

"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk.

"Getting here cost me my last scent."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

A: Hot, because you can catch cold.


Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

A: The dentist is taking me out tonight.

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