THE DAILY GROANER - August 17, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

I was on the internets the other day and I came across a joke that might very well be the "Best Worst" joke in human history!

I don't know its author or where it came from, but it made me laugh out loud and snort once or twice.

Okay, enough of my yakking. Here's the joke...

I farted in the Apple store and everybody got mad. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.

I'm not sure if that joke is PC or not, but it's funny.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Don't Get Swept Away --*
A very small female janitor (4'10", 90 pounds) worked at an amusement park and was told to go out and sweep up the grounds.

As she was getting ready to head out to clean up, her supervisor noticed her putting rocks in her pockets. When asked what she was doing, she pointed out that it was so windy out she was afraid of getting knocked over by the wind.

"So," she said, "now I weigh me down to sweep."




*-- Good Driver --*
One day, a police officer pulls over a guy. "Is there a problem officer?" the man asks him. "No, there's no problem. I just noticed that you were driving so well that I wanted to give you this." The officer replies handing him over a $100 bill, "So, what are you going to get with that money?"

The driver takes a minute to think then says, "Wow, uhh... I'll probably get myself a license..."

The man in the passenger seat adds, "Don't pay attention to him, he's like that when he's drunk."

Another guy who was asleep in the baskseat wakes up to see the cop and says, "See! I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

Following that, there is a voice coming from the trunk, "Are we over the border yet?"




*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

A: His ears!


Q: What did the crop say to the farmer?

A: Why are you always picking on me?

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