THE DAILY GROANER - November 10, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

I've been all about the lists lately so here's another one for your reading pleasure. This one's a doozy.

* The 5 Weirdest Things I Overheard This Week *
1. Hey, what's that chicken taste like?

2. I don't understand why it gets so cold this time of year.

3. If you didn't get free candy when you go Trick 'r Treating I just wouldn't do it.

4. Tall people are weird; you can see everything from up there.

5. What country is Country Music from?

And there you have it, The 5 Weirdest Things I Overheard This Week. That's why it pays to keep your mouth closed and your ears open. Trust me, you don't want to miss out on hearing one of these gems uttered aloud.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Skeletons In The Closet --*
Two skeletons used by the professor of anatomy found themselves stowed away in a dusty closet.

After several weeks of boredom one turned to the other and asked, "What are we doing shut up in here anyway?"

"Got me," admitted his companion. "If we had any guts we'd bust out of here."


*-- I'm Shrinking! --*
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!"

The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why do sharks live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Q: What did the geometry teacher say when she lost her parrot?

A: Where's my polygon?

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