THE DAILY GROANER - April 18, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

I was in the store the other day when I noticed that fellow shopper was yelling at a manager. Since I'm curious like a cat I meow-mixed my way over to see what all of the commotion was about.

So here's the story - apparently, this guy was shopping and couldn't find the ladies underwear he likes or something and a young lady that was stocking shelves near him didn't offer any assistance. The manager asked the man if he had asked the young lady for help and he said, and I quote, "No, she should know that I need help!" Well, after this misogynist mouth-foamer's rant everyone from customer service to the loading dock could see that he really needs help, but it probably wouldn't do him any good.

At that point I had heard enough and got out of there. All I could think about was how people can be so narcissistic that they throw a tantrum whenever things don't go their way. It's sad, embarrassing and I'm surprised that it doesn't happen in public more often.

On a more humorous note - when I saw and heard the aforementioned whiner I wanted to go over and tell him, "Oh, what else could the staff of this fine establishment do for you sir? Would you like them to rub your bum while you eat a complimentary ice cream cone? Hit the bricks, ya zilch!" Hey, that's not a bad idea. Who among us doesn't enjoy a bum rub and a cool treat? I bet that would really help business.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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