THE DAILY GROANER - October 8, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm not a fan of spiders. They don't scare me so much as creep me out. Well, I did see a one, I guess, that scared the crap out of me the other day.

Yesterday, I went outside to get the newspaper, yes, I still read an actual newspaper, and noticed this eight-legged creature the size of a football moving through my front yard. I almost screamed like a little girl, but luckily my neighbor distracted me with a friendly greeting.

I asked her if she's seen the horrifically fuzzy monster that I caught a glimpse of only moments ago. She said she did not and then asked me what I thought of her dog's Halloween costume. Apparently, she dressed her little yappy dog up as a black widow spider. I said nothing and went back inside with my paper, changed my underwear, and had a good cry.

I'm glad to say that I'm over spiders and now I think I have a weird fear of yappy little dogs in creepy costumes... and their owners.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.


Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?

A: In the moaning.


*-- Nothing to Wear --*
It's Halloween and this woman has nothing to wear. She puts a sheet over her and sticks horns on it and goes to work.

A co-worker asks her what she is dressed as.

She replies, "Bull Sheet".


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?

A: Tweets.


Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?

A: They have bat breath.

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