THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Dec. 19th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

In Monday's edition of this publication I asked you, the reader, to email me names of the weirdest, strangest, most bizarre streets you have ever traveled down, on, and over. Here are ten of my favorites... thus far!

1. Easy Street
2. Alimony Lane
3. Tapeworm Road
4. That Rd.
5. Cold Bath Road
6. Chicken Dinner Road
7. Bare Creek Road
8. Whistle Punk Rd.
9. Monkey Wrench Lane
10. That-A-Way Rd. and This-A-Way Rd.

Please send me more. These street names are blowing my mind, and they're making me giggle like a little girl.
Thank you so much.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Two Cartons of Yogurt Walk into a Bar... --*
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."


*-- Who Gave You Those Beauties? --*
A regular at the bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.

"Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?"

"Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

A: Two mothers-in-law!


Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?

A: Because peeing in the bath is disgusting!

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