THE DAILY GROANER - August 12, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I can't believe that the 'Summer 2015' is almost over. I did as much as I could to enjoy it. I hope you did too.

I had a barbecue. I cut my grass. I went swimming. I watched a few fireworks displays. I wore shorts and sunglasses. I even complained about just how hot and humid it was outside. There is only so much you can do during the summer. Ah, summertime.

Now, I shall prepare for the coming of 'Fall 2015'. It's right around the corner. So long, banana hammock!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- It's A Two Cow Joke --*
Two cows were standing next to each other in a field.

Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

"I don't believe you," said Dolly.

"It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.


*-- Making A New Car --*
Fred was telling his friend how his uncle tried to make a new car for himself... "so he took wheels from a Cadillac, a radiator from a Ford, some tires and fenders from a Plymouth..."

"Holy Cow," interrupted his friend, "What did he end up with?"

And Fred replied, "Two years."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a traveling flea?

A: An itch hiker.


Q: Why should you not trust the ocean?

A: Because there is something fishy about it.

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