THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, April 10th 2013
Good Morning Groanies,Stacy asked me if I was worried about the possibility of going bald.
I thought about it for a bit and came to the realization that I would be okay with losing my hair. Hey, it would be one less thing to have to deal with and I'll save a fortune on shampoo.
When I told her this she was rather surprised by my response. She said that I looked good with my hair and if and when baldness shows its chromedome that we should do everything we can to keep my head nice and fuzzy.
To reassure her I offered this, "What are you so worried about? I'm taller than you. If I go bald you'll never see it, plus, I have hats."
And if that doesn't work I can shave the neighbor's dog and get a bottle of Elmer's Glue. You see, problem solved.
Groaningly yours,
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Email Steve*-- Don't Mind Me... --*Pregnant with my third child and experiencing morning sickness, I was resting on the living-room couch. Workmen were doing some minor repairs in the house. As one walked by, I explained, "Don't mind me. I'm in my first trimester."
"Oh," he said. "What's your major?"
*-- How Am I As A Lover? --*Man: "Be honest, baby... How am I as a lover?"
Woman: "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."
Man: "Really?"
Woman: "Yes, my love, my hero, you're 'warm' as the dictionary would say!"
The man, pleased, went home and just for sake of it checked his dictionary, He read, "WARM: Not so hot."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*Q: Why was the gym wet?
A: Because the basketball players dribbled all over it!
Q: Why is sleeping a top-secret activity?
A: Because you are under cover!
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