THE DAILY GROANER - December 22, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

If you didn't know, Winter began yesterday. No kidding!

It's been so freakin' cold for so long that it seems like Winter started months ago. What happened to Autumn? Did I miss a meeting?

Don't worry about me though, I've been battling the cold in my own special way... which consists of microwaving my socks and underwear before putting them on.

Stay warm, my friends.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Which reindeer likes to clean?

A: Comet.


Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

A: Saint Nickel-less.


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

A: Nothing, it was on the house!


Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?

A: North Polish.


*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A: A broken drum, you can't beat it!


Q: Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?

A: They are always dropping their needles.

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