THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Feb. 8th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

I decided to get my haircut on Friday... and it was a learning experience.

After work I headed over to the local hair cutting establishment and took a seat. I sat for a few minutes during which I thumbed through a recent edition of Cosmopolitan and discovered, according to a very reliable quiz, that I am a good listener and a fantastic lover.

Anyway, back to the haircut.

So, it was my turn. I took a seat in the chair and the cutting began. After ten minutes the skilled tamer of thatchy head-fuzz asked, "Hey, you want me to trim up those eyebrows for ya?"

"Why, do they look like they need it?" I asked.

He took a beat and then said, "You do know that there are supposed to be two of them, right?"

So not only did I learn that my eyebrows were out of control, I learned that I need to get some stronger lenses for my glasses.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Not A Multitasker --*
Holdup man: "Stick 'em up or else."

Victim: "Or else what?"

Holdup man: "Don't confuse me - this is my first job."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A: A pool table.


Q: How do you get an 80 year old woman to use the F-word?

A: Have another 80 year old woman yell, "Bingo!"


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear.


Q: How do you start a book about ducks?

A: With an introducktion.

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