THE DAILY GROANER - December 19, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Christmas is less than one week away! I've still got so much to do!

I have stockings to hang, bells to jingle, chestnuts to roast, Batman gotta get smelly, eggs need to get laid by Robin, the wheels on the Batmobile are gonna to break and the Joker is getting away, I can feel it.

I'm exhausted just thinking about it. Hang in there, gang!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?

A: Ice caps!


Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?

A: A snowball!



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A: Because it's to far to walk!


Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

A: Because every buck is dear to him!



*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?

A: Because it soots him!


Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?

A: Santa Paws!

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