THE DAILY GROANER - March 30, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's an oldie, but a goodie!

I'm in a silly mood today so I hope you enjoy this list of funny names that I have compiled for your chuckling pleasure.

Here we go: Hugh Jazz, I.P. Nightly, Amanda Hugenkiss, Aster and Emma Roids, Willy B. Hardigan, Dixie Normous, Emerson Bigguns, Anita Lay, Harry Moe Lester, May Anne Naise, Al Bino, and Craven Moorehead.

Oh, and let me know if your name is among any of these beauties I've listed above. It would make my year if Emerson Bigguns was a reader.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Can We Have A Word? --*
Husband: Do you know that on an average women says between 10,000 to 35,000 words a day?

Wife: Yes, that's because they have to repeat everything often to men.

Husband: What?


*-- Calling Off --*
A phone call came to a school.

Caller: My daughter can't come to school today.

School Secretary: Alright, but what's the relation between you and the student?

Caller: This is my mother speaking.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.


Q: Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?

A: To feed the toilet duck!

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