THE DAILY GROANER - January 5, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I must admit something, you know, to purge myself of the guilt. Actually, I'll admit a few things. Okay, here it goes...

Sometimes, in a moment of desperation, I use the microwave to dry some of my laundry. Usually socks and underwear. And I make hotdogs in the toaster. And I sometimes got to PetSmart and pretend I have a dog. Oh, I take a single penny to the bank and ask the teller to break it and when the teller says that it's not possible I say, "That's the last time I listen to him. I knew that penny didn't make any cents."

I feel so much better now. Thanks for listening. Now I'm off to make some toaster dogs and get some squeak toys for nobody.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Did you hear about that new broom?

A: It's sweeping the nation!


Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?

A: A stamp.


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?

A: Sunday, of course!


Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

A: Ouch!


*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?

A: Because their horns don't work!


Q: What do the letters D.A.M. stand for?

A: Mothers Against Dyslexia.

(Joke courtesy of Jeff)

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