THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Oct. 31st 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

Like my last few Halloweens, I find myself scrambling to throw some sort of clever costume together at the very last minute.

Now that Stacy and I have Jack, dressing up on Halloween is the furthest thing from my mind. Well, that and what ever happened to 8-track tapes?

So, as I was driving to the office this morning, I was racking my brain about what would come in handy to transform my usual appearance into a fun, festive fellow that's ready to bob for apples and chuck eggs at houses that gave him crappy candy corn as a treat.

Then it came to me. I can go as... Inside Out Man! All I'd have to do is wear my underwear on the outside of my pants and BOOM, that's my costume.

Hey, I'm just glad I remembered to wear underwear.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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