THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, January 9th 2012
Good Morning Groanies,Has this ever happened to you... or is it just me?
You're hungry, so you make a sandwich. You suddenly get very tired so you put the sandwich down in front of you and then you put your head down and fall asleep.
When you wake up, the sandwich is stuck to your forehead, but you're so out of it that you don't realize this until much later. So, ultimately you're going to have to make yourself another sandwich.
I go through bread like crazy.
Groaningly yours,
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The blonde nods. Then she *whispers*, "I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke...."
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Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.
Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks.
"I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket."
Amazed, the driver asked for what.
The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."
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