THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Dec. 10th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy and I took Jack to see Santa over the weekend and I was very worried about how this meeting was going to go down.

Since the Christmas season started, before Halloween, I've been pondering how my little guy was going to react when sitting with a hefty drunk wearing a bright red suit and an itchy, smelly fake beard as white as the walls in a hospital. I'll be honest, it kept me up nights.

Well, when Mr. Jack was placed on Santa's lap for the must-have photo op of the season he did what every parent hopes their child will do when they lock eyes with Mr. Claus - he cried - and I got a picture of it.

So you see I have irrefutable evidence that my son is normal! Believe me, I was just as worried as you. If he would have smiled and laughed at Santa's theatrics I would have been worried. It's A Christmas Miracle!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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