THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Nov. 7th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

Lately, my son Jack has revealed his newest talent - blowing raspberries. Now, I know that just about every kid blows raspberries at some point during their youth, but I'm interested to find out if Jack does it willy-nilly or with a specific purpose?

So I asked a series of questions to see how my little guy's noggin works. Yes, my son has become a science experiment, but, in my defense, he does look cute in his little lab coat. Back to the questions... and his responses.

Question #1: How are you doing? (Nothing)

Question #2: How's that bottle treating you? (Possibly a Fart)

Question #3: Does your diaper need to be changed? (A Smile)

Question #4: How can you possibly poop that much? (A Distinct Laugh)

Question #5: What do you think of this column? *Raspberry*

So this experiment proved to be inconclusive.

Hey, it may not be the nicest bit of feedback I've ever gotten, but I do appreciate constructive criticism.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Who Wants to Have Sex? --*
My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes...'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."


*-- Ready To Take Your Order --*
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

A: He was charged with battery.


Q: There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?

A: The one on the range.

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