THE DAILY GROANER - January 6, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Last night I wanted to make myself a chocolate milk. I had all the ingredients ready, but I didn't have a clean glass in the house. We've been so busy with the boys that keeping up with the washing of the dishes has fallen by the wayside.

So I did what any man in his right mind would have done. I filled my mouth with milk and then I added some delicious sugarfree chocolate syrup to the mix, but the hardest part was trying not to gag on the spoon I was using to mix it. That's right, I'm smrt... I mean smart!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Backseat Barker --*
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.

"It sure is," I replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"


*-- Back Problems --*
Quasimodo goes to a doctor for his annual checkup.

"I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says.

"What makes you say that?" Quasimodo asks.

"I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the Siamese twins go to England?

A: So that the other one could drive!


Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives a woman crazy?

A: Hundred dollar bills!

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