THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Oct. 23rd 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's my favorite Halloween joke. A reader sent it to me years ago and every October it pops into my head and makes me snicker and snort. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A: A Boo-ick.

Oh, man. My funny bone is all a tickle. Tee-Hee! Enjoy a few more Halloween themed jokes. And keep them coming. Only two more issues crammed full of Halloween jokes. More goodies are coming!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?

A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!


Q: What do you call a fat vampire slayer?

A: Puffy!


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?

A: She bats her eyes.


Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

A: Bamboo.


*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call two witches who share a broom?

A: Broom mates.


Q: What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?

A: The actors get stage fright.

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