THE DAILY GROANER - June 22, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

My family and I are moving to a new home. Things are crazy. We got a little more packing to do and we're so excited. So, for now, please enjoy the jokes and I'll fill you in on some of the rather humorous details very soon.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How do you make a butterfly?

A: Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!


Q: What mouse was a Roman emperor?

A: Julius Cheeser!



*-- It Was The Strangest Thing... --*
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.

The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another..."

The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Ma'am...I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a row of 50 rabbits walking backwards?

A: A receding hare line.


Q: Why should you always guard your rear while you're in the hospital?

A: You're in enema territory.

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