THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Nov. 13th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

It seems like almost every movie franchise is going to create its very own theme park to cash-in on it's world-wide popularity. Two weeks ago there were plans for an Avatar theme park, now I read somewhere that a Hunger Games theme park is in our future.

That's great. Theme parks aren't bad enough with unsupervised, sugar-filled kids run amok, but now we're going to arm them and turn them loose on each other... what good will come from this?

Personally, I'm looking forward to visiting the Lord of the Rings theme park and standing in line for the "trilogy walk" ride.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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