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THE DAILY GROANER - July 18, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
I was enjoying some meatloaf for dinner the other night and I came to the realization that meatloaf really got the shaft when it came to the cuisine name game.
Here are few replacement names that I came up with...
Any of those sound yummy, right? Well, maybe "meatloaf" really was the way to go after all.
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