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THE DAILY GROANER - July 18, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

I was enjoying some meatloaf for dinner the other night and I came to the realization that meatloaf really got the shaft when it came to the cuisine name game.

Here are few replacement names that I came up with...

Hamburger Heap
Beef Wad
Moo Mound
Cow Clump
Bovine Mountain

Any of those sound yummy, right? Well, maybe "meatloaf" really was the way to go after all.

Groaningly yours,

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A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

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Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

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Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

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