THE DAILY GROANER - July 18, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

I was enjoying some meatloaf for dinner the other night and I came to the realization that meatloaf really got the shaft when it came to the cuisine name game.

Here are few replacement names that I came up with...

Hamburger Heap
Beef Wad
Moo Mound
Cow Clump
Bovine Mountain

Any of those sound yummy, right? Well, maybe "meatloaf" really was the way to go after all.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- I Can't Remember Anything! --*
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!

Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?

Patient: What problem?



*-- My Dog Can Talk --*
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: When is it a good time to eat a window?

A: When it's jammed.


Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

A: Because she ran away from the ball.

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