THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, April 29th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a classic...

A while back I was trying on some coats to see if they would fit me. I love to do that every now and again, but the best part is what you might find in the pockets - items like kleenex, ticket stubs, receipts, keys and best of all... MONEY!!!

But needless to say I was fired from my coat check job. Hey, sometimes you've got to make your own fun.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did Sally give up on her ballet lessons?

A: Because they were too too difficult.


Q: Why does it take longer to run from second to third base than it does from first to second?

A: Because you have a short stop between second and third.


*-- A Man Walks Into A Bar... --*
A man walks into a bar with a little salamander-looking creature in his hand. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.

"Tiny," replies the man.

"Why's that?" asks the bartender.

"Because he's my newt!"


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A: Ten-ticles!!!

(Joke Courtesy of SnuggleMonkey)


Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?

A: Someday my prints will come!

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