THE DAILY GROANER - February 1, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Has this ever happened to you... or is it just me?

You're hungry, so you make a sandwich. You suddenly get very tired so you put the sandwich down in front of you and then you put your head down and fall asleep.

When you wake up, the sandwich is stuck to your forehead, but you're so out of it that you don't realize this until much later. So, ultimately, you're going to have to make yourself another sandwich. I go through bread like crazy.

Maybe it's just me.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where did the hamburger take his date?

A: To the meat ball!


Q: What do you say when you tickle a rich girl?

A: "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"



*-- The Drunk Driver --*
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out.

"YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer.

"Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A: A private tutor.


Q: Why were all the ink spots crying?

A: Their father was in the pen.

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