THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Nov. 27th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm kind of a weird guy (the understatement of the century). I'm weird because I enjoy Thanksgiving leftovers more than the actual hot and fresh Thanksgiving feast.

Really it's the turkey sandwiches that I will eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next few days that I'm looking forward to the most. Get me two pieces of bread, some mustard, and hearty helping of turkey meat and I'm happier than a squirrel at the Planters factory.

It's the little things that make life worth living. It's even better when those little things can be re-heated and then eaten at your leisure.

Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble Gobble, Groanies!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why do turkeys gobble?

A: Because they never learned table manners!


Q: How can you send a turkey through the post office?

A: Bird class mail!


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?

A: Wing! Wing!


Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?

A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!


*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?

A: They use FOWL language.


Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

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