THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Nov. 11th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy and I decided to get away for the weekend and reconnect on an adult level - not like that, you weirdos!

We dropped Jack off with his grandma and grandpa for a little getaway of his own. We then headed off to South Haven, Michigan. For those of you who have never been there before, it's a lake-side town with little shops, restaurants, and of course the beach. While wandering in and out of the various stores, we noticed large groups of women wearing matching teal badges with W.O.W. printed on them.

This peaked our curiosity over the course of the weekend. We each tried to guess what the acronym stood for. Based on their behavior, I deduced that: Wow - these ladies are consuming large quantities of alcohol, Wow - they are being obnoxious, and Wow - do they love showing each other pictures of their cats on their cellphones.

It turns out that it was a Women Only Weekend - W.O.W. Mystery solved! Although, I do think the weekend should be re-named Women On Wine or What Obnoxious Women or my favorite - Winos or Whiners. The jury is still out on that one!

Overall, we had fun! Not as much as all of those hens, but who could keep up with them?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- I'll Drink to That! --*
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"


*-- The Best Gift, Pound For Pound --*
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: When do astronauts eat?

A: At launch time!


Q: What kinds of tests do they give witches?

A: Hex-aminations!

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