THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Oct. 30th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a great joke from Jethro, the author of the extremely popular ezine 'Phunny Pictures'.

Q: What Is A Rednecks Favorite Halloween Activity?

A: Pump-Kin.

Jethro, that's so true... so I've heard!

Thanks again to all of you wonderful readers that sent in hilarious Halloween jokes. And for those that send in jokes that were not Halloween related... your knee-slappers will be making an appearance very soon. And to Jehtro - please keep your distance.

Happy Halloween! Enjoy and be safe.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Yo, Trick 'r Treat! --*
One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more.

"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep several minutes ago?" I asked.

"Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back four more times tonight too."


*-- Worst or Best Costume? --*
I bought a potato and tied a string to it and my penis. I am going as a dictator.

(Joke from SOMFAR)


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?

A: He got ticks!


Q: Why are graveyards so noisy?

A: Because of all the coffin!

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