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THE DAILY GROANER - May 11, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
Today is Jack's 4th birthday! Holy cow! I just can't believe it.
Stacy and I are taking the Birthday Boy to LEGOLAND as a surprise. He's gonna lose his mind.
So, until I get back from all of the fun, please enjoy the jokes, all of which were submitted by one of your fellow readers. I accidentally deleted the emails so I cannot give you proper credit, but you know who you are. I laughed. I cried. I snorted once or twice. Thank you much, readers!
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Jokes? Comments? Questions?
*-- Ouch, My Arm Hurts! --*
A man went to visit his doctor. "Doctor, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk.
"Hello Doctor, could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate" the arm says.
The doctor says, "Aha! I see the problem... Your arm is broke!"
*-- Awkward! --*
Employer: "Where did you receive your training?"
Employer: "Great, what's your name?"
Applicant: "Yim Yohnson."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the mother skunk say to her teenage skunk?
A: Don't stink and drive.
Q: Why did the farmer feed his sheep iron-enriched vitamins?
A: He wanted to get steel wool.
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